Yeah, so I live in the South Loop, suppp. It’s nothing to brag about really, and the excitement is at a minimum, despite the occasional Red Bull/taco seasoning theft at Jewel and crazy bitches getting their teeth knocked out after a screechtastic, deafening quarrel. There’s also this really odd homeless guy that I pass every morning on my way to class that manages to have a fresh Scooby Taylor-esque skat, of which is accompanied with a rather groovy hip swivel thing (he’s a dingy-ass dude, too).
So I EveryBlock’d it (new verb), I mean, who knows what’s going on in the 60605? Last year they found someone from the FBI’s Most Wanted a few blocks down from here. Unfortunately, there was less drama than I was hoping for, no cannibalism or anything of that sort. Instead, we’ve got illegal immigrants getting RE-arrested, “simple” domestic battery, several accounts of theft (at 6 a.m., no less) at the wonderful Jewel I frequent every week and daily pick-pocketing incidences right across from my apartment building. OMG, yay South Loop!!